And lead character was such a smug asshole, yet they tried to play him up as sympathetic by having him make puppy dog eyes into the camera and sometimes seem pensive.

Lone Star
Lone Star should have maybe made this list, or been an honorable mention. It looked promising, but after the second episode it was clear that the show would absolutely suck.

I don't have to watch it to know that it's the worst show on television. It's a staged piece of shit meant to provide a venue for Sarah fucking Palin to talk. That, in and of itself, makes it disgustingly bad.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! You can't be serious. Everyone knows hockey is the most boring sport to watch on tv ever. Also, don't 12-14 teams make the hockey playoffs? And don't they last like 7 months?

Take solace. Glee definitely has a place on the list of, "Gayest Shows for People with Terrible Taste in Music." And that place is second, right after American Idol.

Glee is terrible.

And by "teaming", I meant "steaming."

I find it hard to believe that Cougar Town is not a teaming pile of shit. And if it isn't, I still find it hard to believe that it is better than The League.

It has to be P & R. Half of the people on Community are annoying and not funny (unless it just sort of sucked in the first half of season one then got a million times better after I stopped watching.

I bailed during many of the middle years but have been back on board for the past 3-4 "seasons." It's easily the best reality show in existence. The most professionally produced and consistently compelling.

Actually, I agree with your likes besides Eli. I think he gets plenty of screen time and his character is a bumbling buffoon who isn't worth a shit compared to his brother. Just a jealous little baby, but it's amusing to see him fail and display his stupidity and false bravado.

I agree with your likes, but the Doyle character has grown on me as a sap that everyone can push around. Also, his laugh makes me chuckle every time now.

Wait, how exactly is Van Alden bland? He's fucking nuts, flagellates himself, perhaps while masturbating (or willing himself not to), murders fellow agents in front of huge crowds, quotes scripture in menacing ways, etc.

It's fucking SARCASM, ace. Panning the tone of these reviews. Gah.

If she only needed two stitches, couldn't the show's medic just have done it there at the museum? Maybe it wouldn't have been the most surgical of stitch jobs, but throwing a couple stitches in someones thumb does not seem that difficult.

Summary of this review
I liked Dexter in the first episode of season one, but by episode two of season one it had grown sort of formulaic for me. If they would have just ended the show on episode three of season one, it would have retained a shred of artistic integrity. This show will be so much better once it is off…

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I'll give them that much credit but there's no fucking way I'm tuning in to the pilot of Lights Out. It's probably not even about boxing.

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