It was well-used in the film, but the Pina Colada song is not awesome.

The two lucky contestants are Gangster Squad’s Will Beall and 300: Rise Of An Empire’s Kurt Johnstad…

Not Kennedy - she's bringing that sweet Fox News cash.

Ah, okay. I'm not sure that would keep you out of law school, though it would probably make it tough to get admitted to the bar.

So the show about a guy that decides to commit fraud instead of spending three years in law school is now going into year five?

Seems like what they want is a straight comedy, not something more genre-bending.

Yeah, Stark tries to use the Avengers to fill the peacekeeping gap left by SHIELD, but they can't be everywhere at once, so he gets the idea to use robots…

What, the TV show where he played a spy with a smartphone in his brain wasn't enough?

"The white quadrant."

I mean, it's no jai alai.

On a CBS comedy? Derastification is more likely.

Other way round, it's a different story.

Jennifer Lawrence would argue that nerd money can buy a lot of Oscar polish.

One per generation, apparently.

Well, he's about to be paid at least $5 million to not host The Late Show, which seems like a pretty good gig.

Eh, it's not like the kids like princesses or superheroes anyway.

We're done here.

Colbert's first WORD was pretty damn good.

Wait, do Targs warg?

Look, they gotta age everyone up for the sex scenes, and that includes cats.