Red Eye 2: Red Again

I had to go back and watch that sequence five times in a row because it was just that damn funny. I somehow managed to avoid laughing out loud—only because I was watching on headphones next to a sleeping baby.

How is it exactly that a huge fireball in the middle of London only killed, like, 40 people?

It's the grandaddy of "Zombie Nightmare," and we can all be grateful for that.

"Makin' Thunderbirds" by Bob Seger

…and the nominees for "Question most likely to make the majority of the AV Club community sneer with indifference" are…

I believe they organize art workshops for these kids and have celebs volunteer at them—and Franco ain't gonna buy the poster paint *himself*, certainly!

But is there anything preventing these celeb kickstarter campaigns from sharing profits with their crowdsourced investors as opposed to giving them useless swag? I ask in all seriousness.

"The unexamined life is what happens when you're busy making other plans not worth living."

Upon further reflection, I remembered that my 5-year-old self actually heard the second line incorrectly as well. I thought the words were:

As a 5-year-old, I always thought the chorus' lyrics were:

Christopher, your illiteracy—and failure to take responsibility for your reprehensible actions—has screwed us again!

"We have nothing to fear but unity and insanity itself."

I'm so glad somebody's already done the copy-editing for me on this one. Great job, considering what you had to work with.

There's always money in the banana stand.

What I'm really looking for is a Frappuccino-shaped purse.

Where have you gone, We Want Our Film to be Beautiful Not Realistic? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

"Workin' 9 to 5—unless you take a lunch…and as long as you've met all of the goals that have been set for you by your supervisor…and actually you probably should get in by 8 at least, especially if you ever want to be promoted—what a way to make a livin'!"

SPOILER ALERT!

Me, too. We'll still have the Masonic after the rest of the city is liquidated in bankruptcy!