I think he did a little too much LDS.

Were they employees? Because if your manager tells you to shoot up an auditorium full of people, you probably just do it—else you're out on your ass.

… turn, turn, turn.

+1 for Matador!

"He has buried a number of beats in the abandoned Delgado Mine, where hopefully they should remain undisturbed and preserved. His 1955 counterpart should have no problem assembling them into a hit single."

You also have to be ass, otherwise you're just smart.

Who else saw "ULTRA-LUBE"?

"Is that driftwood? Ugh. Jarvis, find me an interior designer who doesn't shop at Pier 1."

I feel like my heart is flopping. That can't be good.

I will smash your monster face into a monster jelly!

@avclub-79f87276253209015fd9d4755ecee399:disqus Is that not how you pronounce Nosferatu? Dang.

BIASED!

I'm guessing the type where her talent and/or accomplishments are dismissed in favor of talking about her hoo-hahs.

What babe?

Typewad?

I love that somebody threw some synthpop tracks onto a skinhead metal demo because, hey, it's probably the same band.

Who the hell is Lil' Bub?

Yankee … Hotel … Foxtrot … Yankee … Hotel … Foxtrot

MARS ATTACKS, BITCHES

So ……. are the contestants gradually buried in the falling sand, or what?