Tumblr would seem to imply that animals talk in all caps and our lives are ruled by nostalgia.

Or at what point it is acceptable to discontinue said partying.

Or at what point it is acceptable to discontinue said partying.

Dave Barry was probably about 50% of the reason I decided to get a journalism degree, and I probably learned about as much from reading him about the rhythms of writing as I did from my professors.

Dave Barry was probably about 50% of the reason I decided to get a journalism degree, and I probably learned about as much from reading him about the rhythms of writing as I did from my professors.

You just described every cat.

You just described every cat.

Most depressing song ever is "First Christmas" by Stan Rogers, especially the verse where he sings about

Most depressing song ever is "First Christmas" by Stan Rogers, especially the verse where he sings about

Two commenters are racing … locked in heated battle for the first that is their prize

Two commenters are racing … locked in heated battle for the first that is their prize

He was asking for it by being the world's cutest kitty cat.

He was asking for it by being the world's cutest kitty cat.

I decided to take your question seriously. Dictionary.com says the saying "take five" arose between 1925-30. http://dictionary.reference…

I decided to take your question seriously. Dictionary.com says the saying "take five" arose between 1925-30. http://dictionary.reference…

If you choose to face O'Neal's snark, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.

If you choose to face O'Neal's snark, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.

In another amazing twist in this case, Captain Vegetable is under investigation for posting pictures of his carrot and his celery to Twitter.

In another amazing twist in this case, Captain Vegetable is under investigation for posting pictures of his carrot and his celery to Twitter.

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