Featuring Macy Gray as the Grim Reaper.

Featuring Macy Gray as the Grim Reaper.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A STRANGER CHECKS OUT JENNIFER GARNER'S ASS!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A STRANGER CHECKS OUT JENNIFER GARNER'S ASS!

*trumpet fanfare*

*trumpet fanfare*

Oh, I get it! And Captain America isn't the first Avenger!

Oh, I get it! And Captain America isn't the first Avenger!

Hold on, does this mean that Captain America is not the titular Winter Soldier? The titular colon would seem to indicate that that the words following it will give us more information about Captain America, but apparently this is not the case. Does Captain America not fight in winter? Does he take it off and spend it…

Hold on, does this mean that Captain America is not the titular Winter Soldier? The titular colon would seem to indicate that that the words following it will give us more information about Captain America, but apparently this is not the case. Does Captain America not fight in winter? Does he take it off and spend it…

Are you saying you'd punch Khan Noonien Singh? 'Cause that guy has superhuman, genetically-engineered intellect and strength. So just be careful, OK?

Are you saying you'd punch Khan Noonien Singh? 'Cause that guy has superhuman, genetically-engineered intellect and strength. So just be careful, OK?

Also, "yarms wide mopen."

Also, "yarms wide mopen."

"The barometric pressure is dropping."
"Then raise it!"
"I CAN'T!"

"The barometric pressure is dropping."
"Then raise it!"
"I CAN'T!"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately exclaimed, "Oh, it's Brigadoon … IN SPACE!" Maybe the romance would have been more believable if Dax and Dural sang, "almost Like Being in Love" together … or "Through the Space Heather on the Hill."

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately exclaimed, "Oh, it's Brigadoon … IN SPACE!" Maybe the romance would have been more believable if Dax and Dural sang, "almost Like Being in Love" together … or "Through the Space Heather on the Hill."

I will only watch this is all the dialogue is recorded on wax cylinders.

I will only watch this is all the dialogue is recorded on wax cylinders.