Clearly, "Pizza Bomber" implies someone who blows up pizzas. Just like a soy bomber blows up soy.

Clearly, "Pizza Bomber" implies someone who blows up pizzas. Just like a soy bomber blows up soy.

OK, but how did you feel about it on the *third* day?

You mean Songs for the Deaf featuring Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters?

You mean Songs for the Deaf featuring Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters?

I would order a precious shirt with this printed on it in an adorable second.

I would order a precious shirt with this printed on it in an adorable second.

You're right. No human being would tie clothes in knots like this.

You're right. No human being would tie clothes in knots like this.

I got into a Facebook argument on this very topic a couple of weeks ago. My friends' theory was that, since Beethoven was deaf, he had to turn the volume all the way up in order to feel the soundwaves and that it was causing a ruckus…or something like that.

I got into a Facebook argument on this very topic a couple of weeks ago. My friends' theory was that, since Beethoven was deaf, he had to turn the volume all the way up in order to feel the soundwaves and that it was causing a ruckus…or something like that.

That was a real stinker. I can't believe you decided to trotsky it out.

That was a real stinker. I can't believe you decided to trotsky it out.

There are some specific "Lost" episodes I'd like to have witnessed from beginning brainstorming through the editing process … "The Constant," or "Through the Looking Glass," most likely.

There are some specific "Lost" episodes I'd like to have witnessed from beginning brainstorming through the editing process … "The Constant," or "Through the Looking Glass," most likely.

I'm sorry to say I haven't. Maybe next time I'm back home.

I'm sorry to say I haven't. Maybe next time I'm back home.

Yes, AV Club, you forgot to ask him how an average Joe like me with zero connections in the film or music industries can break into his field and select music for Wes Anderson movies, which I believe is what I was put on this earth to do.

Yes, AV Club, you forgot to ask him how an average Joe like me with zero connections in the film or music industries can break into his field and select music for Wes Anderson movies, which I believe is what I was put on this earth to do.

I grew up in metro Detroit, where Motown was such an ubiquitous part of the cultural landscape. I was surprised when I moved out here to California to discover that lots of people—generally informed, intelligent people, though not necessarily pop-culture nuts—didn't realize Motown's significance. They knew all the…