That picture's a little dark. Can we adjust the levels a bit? Bump up the shadows? I can barely make out what I'm supposed to be making fun of.

… and Rick Perry.

PUT THAT FETUS DOWN. THE FETUS IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY.

SHE'S MY SISTER AND MY FETUS!

Ha! So 9/11 WAS an inside job after all!

"A Zygote Named Scooby-Doo."

Huh. Because your brother says she's a horse.

I thought he was shooting three Holocaust movies at once: Bloodrayne 3 or whatever, fat-girl superhero and the "serious" "masterpiece."

You just defined "pretension." See: The Decemberists.

Can we chalk this up to a post-Sept. 11 emotional hangover?

How do I sign up for one of these IRLs?

FUCK YEAH, JOSHUA LAWRENCE CHAMBERLAIN!

Hi, I'm about 800 reasonable discussions and four week late to this party, but I just wanted to say I had a total flash to John Turturro crying, "Look in your heart!" when Quark was begging to stop playing the Move Along Home game.That's all. 

Stay precious, my friends.

I've heard that it SUCKS, but other than that I'm not sure.

Exactly. I will forgive all kinds of album-naming wankery if this proves as good as "When the Pawn etc."

I'd like to think that this feature is a direct result of me posting a link to the Applebees page for the Quesadilla Burger on some random article last week. I'd like to think that.

The Procedural

Is that anything like gleaming the cube?

You lost me around "wor doe she."