David After Dentist: The Drowsening

Damn it. It's not enough that he's a mind-blowing mandolinist. You should only be allowed to play one thing at virtuoso levels. Mandolin or ping-pong, Chris. Make up your mind.

I didn't immediately make the jump to Punch Brothers, either, but "Antifogmatic" got me on board. This sounds pretty equally amazing.

… as compelling as any O'Neal newswire.

"Short Circuit" changed all of us.

Farts made this country great, and don't let anyone tell you differently!

I suggest a new strategy: Let the Bigfoot err.

I'll have a 6-inch Santorum Teriyaki Chicken on Honey Wheat, please!

Bruce claims to be for lending a helping hand to the poor and disenfranchised, yet he won't even hire an out-of-work copy editor?

It's already on Obama's Spotify playlist … although I suppose he could claim that he gets it.

Nonsense. He's been framed … you know, like Roger Rabbit.

He is a fan of her music.

You never had a dog, Debbie. I want you to stop all this nonsense about a dog.

Related question: Can I get E.T. on DVD with guns instead of walkie-talkies anywhere these days?

Maybe he's just a playlist purist. He's probably working on a separate hip-hop playlist as we speak.

We've been going about this all wrong. This guys a politician. He's on wife No. 3. We get this guy laid we won't have any trouble!

Band is named after the movie. No lie.

Except for Darius Rucker, obviously.

Even his pandering mainstream country music isn't that bad. I like this guy.

I now have a great image of Barack Obama skipping down the street, kicking up his heels, listening to that song.