Otherwise known as "a Dane Cook routine."

I like it. And Todd's right: I was totally the kind of person "who loved looking at Lost and trying to puzzle out what was happening," and I'm finding myself compelled by the mythology here.

I definitely got the impression he was somehow related to the twins … maybe their younger nephew or something.

I liked it, too, and I think there are a bunch of negative Nancies around here. Two caveats, however:

I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!

I know what I know
I have said what I've said
You, sir, are an idiot
That's a feeling that I keep in the back of my head

You know, I really don't understand the porn where they move the panties to the side. JUST TAKE THEM OFF! IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND!

The phantom toll for phantom carriages at the phantom tollbooth is a phantom dollar.

You know what I like best about this? For years now, the little subhed under my name has read "We ARE Squigglevision! You're F," and now the entire obscure quote from the "Home Movies" season 1 commentary tracks is legible.

Obligatory "Dr. Horrible" quote

This needs 4,000 likes. Another homerun like this, Elrond, and you've got yourself a friend.

I've been helping myself daily for years now.

If you're Captain Beefheart, your head is your only home—unless it rains, of course!

Björkylicious

So … I guess they don't build them like they used to?

But he's a white, American man AND a Muslim!

" a grotesquely stereotypical vision of Southern small-town life"

Ooh, is it a meridian arc?

Well, to be fair, Jeff Tweedy IS obsessed with women's high-end designer fashion and clothing.

I can come up with TV shows, too. How about "Rabbits with Tablets"!