Less rape than Harry Potter?

*slaps police chief*You knew there was a Loch Ness monster down there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people go swimming in the sewers anyway? You knew all those things! My boy is dead. I wanted you to know that.

They hate it when I do this. That's right, boys, it's Dr. Venkman!

It's spelled G-O-D.

And inside that smaller circle is the same smaller circle!

And a drive-by fruiting! Ha!

I'm surprised you're the first person that's mentioned "Brick," because that's pretty much the perfect A to the Q.

Yeah, but lots of crazies supported Gore in '88. Just look at Rick Perry.

She said it's a beautifully delivered speech?

Nautre's candy in my hand or a can—or a pie!

"Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews Band.

Taylor Dayne?

In those days, Caesar Augustus issued a decree that websites would feature an important message for anyone who has been a victim that sounded like a second-rate Ke$ha parody.

I SIGN OFF ON IT WHENEVER I SEE MORENA BACCARIN NUDE!

The 7800 was where it was at. Fucking "Choplifter" and "Dig Dug," plus you could still play all the 2600 "Asteroids" you could handle.

We've been going about this all wrong. We get this guy a nice set of prosthetic jowels and frilly dress, we won't have any trouble!

You know, it only just occurred to me how much Ziggy and Rhiannon have in common.

I'm afraid to ask, but if HIV doesn't cause AIDS, what does?

These boys here, they trampled all over our venerated observances and rituals!

Yeah, it took this for me to start seriously investigating what alternatives there are to Netflix. But, by golly, they did it! Congrats, guys!