"Let Me Be Your Hog"

Look what happened to Coolio.

I must be reading your post wrong, because it sounds like you're implying "Eat It" is not a masterpiece.

Can someone summarize all this outrage for me? What exactly is wrong with using a attention-grabbing gimmick as an inroad to explore Americans' relationship with fast food and its nutritional value?

I can testify to the fact that there are vast swaths of humanity whose only knowledge of Thor is as a running gag from "Adventures in Babysitting." That item was written for us. You folks who have read the last 20 years of the comic book may continue being incensed if you like, but be prepared for more of this type of…

It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth

I'd like to bail out her troubled assets.

The Most Dangerous Man in America's Next Top Model

I believe the correct phrase is "honest to blog."

*pretend enthusiasm*

All of this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is gonna push off to the east and hit Altoona!

You should really come down and check out my funeral co-op, man. All the embalming is done with 100% organic, locally produced formaldehyde.

I still haven't figured out the hatred for "Shakespeare in Love" around these parts. I know there were a lot of dudes at the time who thought "Saving Private Ryan" got robbed in the Best Picture race and for that reason vowed to hold an eternal grudge against "Shakespeare." Is there anything more to it? Is it because…

MCCLOUD!

Roulette?
I'm not going to just end up with a screen full of dick, am I?

Spoilers
So … does he ever get his summer back?

You wouldn't like Horsefellow when he's angaory.

I remember when Tagalongs were called Peanut Butter Patties. Why would they name them that? Where are the cookies named after the cool Girl Scouts who allow the nerd to accompany them on treks or whatever?

Ziggy says there's a 99 percent chance of fail on this thread.

Without the Best Rock Instrumental category, The Flaming Lips wouldn't have any Grammys … unless you count Dave Fridmann winning an engineering award.