Benny yells something about having all of the horses after they swim to shore and then Brendan Fraser basically says that doesn't mean anything considering he's on the wrong side of the river.  It's really not that great of a joke, but it's something my brother and I like to say to each other when the other brags…

"HEY BENNY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!"

They are doing one of these in Kansas City on Friday that I was able to score a VIP ticket for.  They actually just announced today that, instead of Steve Yeun, Michael Rooker will be attending.

It's actually really strange how paranoid people in these small towns are when there is literally zero crime. And yes, most of Kansas is super shitty.

I'm from a small town in Kansas and recently took my wife back home with me to meet some of my friends who still live there.  She didn't believe the stories I told about how some people actually ANSWER THEIR DOORS with guns at night.  I took her to the house of a guy I went to high school with and rang the doorbell.…

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine…

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine…

The winner of this year's Best Picture - "ASS"

The winner of this year's Best Picture - "ASS"

He ate your chocolate squirrel

He ate your chocolate squirrel

I still use the "Girls mature faster than guys" line when my wife beats me at anything.

I still use the "Girls mature faster than guys" line when my wife beats me at anything.

Okay maybe this was already touched on (didn't read every comment so far) but am I the only one who found the dialog between Andrea and The Governor kinda…. shitty?  That whole "When was the last time" and then his awkward "I mean the last time you had whiskey this good" made my eyes roll a bit.

Okay maybe this was already touched on (didn't read every comment so far) but am I the only one who found the dialog between Andrea and The Governor kinda…. shitty?  That whole "When was the last time" and then his awkward "I mean the last time you had whiskey this good" made my eyes roll a bit.

I think he said it was Carol's knife he found in the zombie.  I think.

I think he said it was Carol's knife he found in the zombie.  I think.