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A lot of phones have cameras on both sides.

Anyone else notice Madame LaQueer drying her eyes with a falsie in Untucked?

Why do Puerto Ricans think giant breasts are hilarious? Alexis Mateo did the same thing for the comedy challenge that Madame LaQueer did for WTF Wrestling.

I'm going to wait until series 4 before fully judging this episode (and, partially, the entire third series). If they go somewhere awesome with it, I'll be a lot more likely to look at this episode as a transitional necessity. If they just waste the potential of a massive overhaul, I'll see this episode for the mess

Why would they take it down? Does it contain two bare-chested men embracing, or something?

Austin's going to get hipster moustache poisoning and we'll have Miss Antoinetta back in no time.

So your diet is a Kris Allen song?

Bread bites are wannabe garlic knots. The cheese on the cheesy bread things is not as exciting as it is in the commercials. If you decide to order it, be forewarned that you will feel bad about yourself and your life choices after you eat it.

No, Claire, the Domino's cheesy bread is not worth it. According to the commercials, it has as much cheese as a medium pizza. Go for the bread bites.

Exactly, four seasons would be perfect. Natural in that meta way.

No, he probably means the one where they brought in a fish tank and they had to scoop out their proteins. The one where they had to actually fish was pretty entertaining.

The one way I can think to improve LCK is to change the tournament structure. Have a double elimination bracket (where the loser would go to a separate, sudden-death type bracket, and the winner would stay in the top bracket until s/he loses) and you'll at least get some extra drama out of it towards the end.

She's pretty cool about her scar, actually. She says she never tries to hide it and insists that it not be photoshopped out.

Mental health problems and attendance at Yale are far from mutually exclusive.

Jeebus, you're right. TLo have been saying they're the same person, and I was too lazy to check. I stand corrected.

It's the same one, alright.

No, sadly there was no casting special this year, just a two-minute video for each queen. The only one of those worth watching is Sharon Needles' (obviously).

Also, best editing of the night:

I guess it's progress, but why did the one Asian queen (Miss Jiggly Caliente) have to be a hot mess? I mean, bitch can perform, but dayumn she does not take being under the microscope well.

How else will Tia Carrere win a third Grammy?