I kicked a seagull when I was in 2nd grade. It stole my pretzel at the aquarium. It was satisfying, but I felt bad afterwards.

The consummate female chef for me was Jennifer Caroll (from the Vegas season). She could cook like nobody's business and she could run a kitchen without being a dick.

Betty was disgusting. Marcel was just annoying.

No, Urrong Shyamalan.

Exactly. They see what mistakes they made in the second season and try to make amends, but they still have a headache and they're still struggling not to throw up.

One wouldn't think a winery to be a dangerous place, but this is the second vintner-related death on Psych.

I treated the second season as them getting drunk on their own popularity.

Speaking of Chris Colfer pulling things off. . .

I'm saying something I never thought I'd say: I'm almost done with Glee.

If it weren't the fault of the Glee writers, I might think it mean-spirited. But they've done everything to fuck their show up, from poor writing to gimmicks to treating their cast like shit.

Yes.

But he's dead.

It was a survival tactic: only by tricking his mother into thinking he was other people could Darrell Hammond escape his closet prison for a few precious moments.

My favorite interview moment (as a musical theater nerd) was when Colbert had Stephen Sondheim on for the first time. A good deal of that came from Colbert's palpable, deep, and refreshingly honest respect for him. The fact that he so unabashedly, unironically loves what he does is what puts him over Stewart for me.
Whe…

I'm just sad that when Alex makes his appearance they won't be doing what I wish they'd do with him: make him a transgender teen.

I had the exact same reaction.

Wow. Didn't think I could be more impressed with this girl. She can fucking perform.

"This leads into this week’s 'Where are they getting all this money?' conundrum"
They got the money from the guy they carjacked. If they have enough to get Jesse another luxury car, they have enough to bribe the jewelry store owner.

"She's still hot though."

I like Gary and Kelly. Louis is Paula but less drug-addled (*allegedly* *allegedly*). And Tulisa is their Kara Dioguardi. I despise her for what she did to Misha B.