I'm rewatching the earlier seasons of weeds, and I gotta say how much I love Celia.

Well, when America can't do superhero shows well (and what, praytell, is more American than TV and superheroes?), someone has to pick up the slack.

Being "that guy"
So. . . are the AVClub copy editors out getting baked and watching fireworks? I can't blame them. I'd rather do that than sit around proofing TV reviews.

No, sadly she wouldn't be calling out Ryan's bullshit. Ryan was her assistant.

Wireless Network
So if Bender was a ghost because of the wireless network sustained by all robots, how was he able to exist on the Amish Planet?

@Drive It Through Hardcore:

Oh, I know. It was a years-old case and it still hasn't been resolved, which sucks. If he's exonerated, I hope he can get a second chance, but I doubt it since the press would go crazy.

Some guy named Michael Rooney choreographed it. You said it better than I ever could.

I forgot all about Scruffy and washbucket.

I think he was just scared of it. Globophobe, perhaps?

Tequila!
Maybe it's because I was drinking, but I got teary with the Maddie/Michael stuff.

meh
"However, I think we have a botched decision here, given that Nigel tells Chris how much the judges loved him in the woodpecker routine — and that was Robert, not Chris!"

Big words coming from a man whose writing isn't writing, but typing.

I have come to the conclusion that the ONLY thing that will justify their having kept Ryan Ramirez over Iveta is if Ryan dances to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" so that I can gleefully sit at home changing the word "poker" to "Joker" throughout the routine.

PC-ness (rhymes with penis)
"He's a sweet, smart kid, but he's sullen, and frequently TARDY, which doesn't get the teachers on his side."

Tyromancy

Imelda Marcos is one of his personal heroes.

@Lance Hunter - Just you wait, my friend. Just you wait.

I vote blond. And it seems like he's nicely put on some bulk in the downtime.

Law & Order
No mention of Law & Order? The 20-season series ends after a swift cancellation with an episode that gives us closure to the longest-running character on the show: Anita Van Buren.