Clever, Jerry, Clever. Clever.

Sizzler Sisters as co-opener?

Tell me about ya mutha (and then say hi to her for me, ok?)

Attorney General Mills was not available for comment at press time.

Man Getting Hit by Foo-ball

When will then be now?

One Foo Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

Isn't this also the fella who died on the terlet in Big Fish?

Careful- I once got the pinkeye from an asspillow fort.

Ugh, are we really Doohan this again?

He fixes the cable?

I'm holding out for the erotic friendfic…
"Everyone in the courtroom touched each other's butts, and it was great."

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"See Leo DiCaprio have a nice catch with himself in his latest role, a one-man show entitled Tommy Wiseau's The Crowded Room"

It depends upon what the meaning of the word isis

I foresee what you did there…

Time to raise the barbarino, career-wise.

Orange Juice Newton?

Look who's Jive Talkin'

My Left Poot