THANK YOU. I have always said that.

Bruce Willis

If you non-Irish know how to spell and/or pronounce it, it could be more Irish.

Him and Toby talking about how Ryan eats string cheese if a great bit of inane office conversation.

I mean they tried explaining it by saying she just acted how she thought JD really wanted her to be, but that didn't really make any sense.

Oh cool, now a show where a WOMAN can make Star Wars references, and the GUYS won't get it.

Rising up to the challenge of our rivals.

So what would be more awful, Lorre bringing in a lesbian because "haha lesbians are like half-men" or Lorre actually thinking he's being progressive and helpful by having a lesbian character?

Yeah I was going to ask the same thing, I can't remember the last one that did that wasn't a spoof in some way.

I don't know how long these books go on but it would be pretty great if there was a long running series of movies that nobody saw/liked.

So what did you think of Arrested Development Season 4? I'd love to know.

The improv class kind of contrasts with his telemarketing colleagues later, who actually do want to have a drink with him and genuinely like him, but he can't hang out with them.

I like how in E-Mail Surveillance Jim does a talking head about how his roommate wants to meet everybody and is pretty sure Jim made Dwight up, and you think that's the end of it, but it pays off later with

Well I mean, instead of off-handedly dismissing a different movie to the one he's currently reviewing every week, he could….do that even more.

It's like, how much more A.A. Dowd could this review be? And the answer is none. None more A.A. Dowd.

I'm going to dive right in to "Internet comments arsehole" mode and say fuck Mumford and their folk for people who don't like folk and their faux-earnest-every-song—mentions-hands-and-hearts-in-lyrics-ooh-look-a-banjo bullshit.

She's way too overqualified for Miami Metro, but I get the feeling she could do the job while still babysitting Harrison, going to college and dating Quinn, since the rules of time evidently don't apply to her.

I don't know what's sadder, that Jack White and his wife are going through a messy divorce with kids involved or that Jack White apparently thinks he invented blues-rock.

NO! He belongs to Community fans. Anything that may impede our Tumblrs is unacceptable. We can't make gifs of rap lyrics!

Weirdest boner etc