Lie down, Johnny Depp- you're dead!

To be perfectly honest, this is kind of what I expect to happen any time I look into a stroller.

Oh my god- look at that guy at the 1-minute mark! Not a flinch- that is a dude that has seen some shit.

I'm still on the fence, 'cause I'm still pissed about Reed turning Lana into a pregnant plot point instead of the awesome character she started the show as.

What non-2013 pop culture did I discover this year? NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL, MOTHERFUCKER.

Well, just remember: the best argument against democracy is five minutes spent with the average voter- I think the results here speak for themselves.

That's the face I make when I am sitting in rush hour traffic, singing along to Strapping Young Lad…

Oh wow- thanks for that!

Hmmmm, so in regards to POPDAQ: after reading this chick's letter, I am thinking her man maybe realizes the shitstorm manipulator she really is, and is trying to plan his escape.

Yeah, I had the same response when I first watched the show. TOok me a while to get into it's groove, but now it just cracks my shit up.

Geez, that didn't take long.

I don't think grunge, or any other genre, really matters- what matters is individual artists. You can apply labels however and where ever you want- talent cannot be quantified or defined, but it certainly can't be denied.

Charles Dance is in this movie- what other reason do you need?

Good goddamn, is she ever over-rated.

Don't get me wrong or nuthin'- Hugh Jackman is an attractive guy, it's just that it makes his arms look like a pair of well-muscled penii.

Ugh- too many veins!!!

I think they stole this idea from an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode..

Yep- but what a way to go!

Eventually. But pretty much everything will kill you EVENTUALLY.

I see Tim Burton has decide to take a page from the George Lucas playbook: make some decent movies, then shit all over them with unnecessary remakes and sequels.