You know what I mean, you cheeky bastard!

1a) Completely alone.
1b) Dementia.
1c) Burned alive.

Happy Birthday, Occam! You are one of the nicest guys around and we wish you all the best!

I can corroborate both of these statements.

I laughed in spite of myself.

If it's a swift blade, I certainly agree about the pain. However - and this may be foolish - I wouldn't want to subject my parents to not only a dead son, but a dead son with no head.

I don't mind needles at all, but can certainly appreciate finding them uncomfortable. I simply figured it was better than having my torso riddled with bullets or fried with a current, and definitely better than getting my head chopped off and my neck snapped.

Great. I can't even pick a painless method of execution correctly.

Lethal injection because I am a wimp and would prefer to feel as little pain as possible.

Hijacking the thread for a moment: hey there, Glaz! My apologies for not responding to you earlier this morning - I fell asleep with the chat still open. The wedding wasn't for a Jen and Gabriel, so unfortunately there were no world collisions. However, it was for a Jen and Sean, so that's rather fun, haha.

I am drunk and about to fall asleep and I don't know where to go or what to do.

I was technically not a CZer when Stephanie and I met, so she claims that it doesn't count. I think Affro wins either way, however.

We see how it is. You fly across the world to hang out with Dr. but cannot even manage to see the two of us in the same country.
/glares

Same.

I cannot argue with that.

TRAITOR.

You're a nutter. (Thank you :).)

Glaz, how could you?

/dies under the rock by mile marker 1128

This is a wild exaggeration. Furthermore, she refused to join in after I had already made a fool of myself. Basically, she is the worst and nobody should listen to anything she says.