I'm not as good at impressions as Britta.

It seems a new comment has been posted once every hour for the last 5 hours. This is to continue that trend. Slow news day!

I have a theory that the problem with PlayStation controllers is all in the middle. It's too long! The reason the Xbox controllers are so comfortable is because they basically fit in the palm of both hands.

I HATE the thumbsticks!

My sympathies - you missed out. Still, discovering it as an adult was probably gratifying in a nostalgic way!

Can we all agree the PlayStation controllers suck?

I unabashedly love the N64. It was my favourite Christmas gift growing up.

Damn :(.

I will be sure to relay all of that information word-for-word, putting extra emphasis on the fact that you are very jealous happy for him.

You've ruined everything, Stephen!
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NO ONE READ THIS I POSTED IT TOO SOON! I HAVE TO EDIT.

Things That Happened At Anniesboobs' Stag On Friday:
- His two older brothers picked him up in a chair and paraded him around the room like it was his bar mitzvah while he sang along to Rush.
- I tried a "kick in the balls" shot for the first time. It kicked me in the balls.
- I met one of AB's oldest friends from high…

Wow. It appears some events transpired over the last few days! I admittedly did not read The Dissolve very much, but it's still quite sad to see it go so abruptly. To all the new commenters seeking a place to hang their hats: welcome! As someone who was taken in by these people not too long ago, I can testify to their…

I try!

You're absolutely more than welcome to host this weekend, Narrator! My schedule for tomorrow is becoming hectic, so you may even be doing me a favour. I'll get the next one!

/sad cheers

I see how it is.

If 5 people miraculously show up in the next 5 minutes, sure!

…there are other places on the internet?

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