I think the Lard Ass revenge would be better, where he stops midway through singing "Highway To Hell" and projectile vomits Jack Daniels onto the crowd for 5 straight minutes.

Perhaps some kind of clam idiom…?

True. His face is wider, greasier, and topped with a snow-white mane now.

If you buy the CD version, you get a used length of cast iron septic pipe from his basement. Streaming users get a 4" piece of partially rusted rebar.

"I'm sorry AVClub readers. I'm sorry for the realness."

Madonna Victorious

Lickstarter?

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They wanted to feature it more prominently in the movie, but they couldn't find anyone willing to go into that musty old claptrap.

Tony Wonder?

Great, now I have a sudden craving for a mayonnegg.

I personally always loved their mostly-live album Captured, which for me served as the perfect bridge between the older Gregg Rolie days and the Steve Perry days; it has great songs and highlights the best aspects of both singers (Perry more than Rolie, but still), and of course had that live album vibe. It also had…

Two peanuts were walking down the street when one of them was assaulted… peanut.

They never mentioned in the song that Jenny's area code is 900.

Ah! You're right. Fixing it.

I sure hope they can reproduce those blobs of collapsing pixels and primitive raster graphics of the original Missile Command game.

I don't like to spread rumors, but I heard that Arsenio Hall supplied the entire 1980's with drugs. Just say no(stalgia).

Nah, Kermit hasn't fucked nearly enough pigs yet.

And her two big… tracts of land.

Mary Worth: Age of Ultron