I have never seen a single episode of Gilmore Girls, but as I couldn't stand the character of Ann Romano I'll give it to Lorelai anyway.

No, he woke up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette.

Even though the poster uses pseudo-drawn graphics and she's partially hidden, you can still clearly make out Carrie's Fisher's plastic surgery/botox/possible-TIA face, as well as a B-52's inspired hairdo.

Dinsdale!

Honestly, I think I would have preferred watching the bits before the commentary though. If you're interested, the bits start around the 9:45 mark.

The only thing the universe abhors more than a vacuum is Terry Gilliam getting his hopes up

I'm fairly sure I could have happily gone through my life without ever hearing the phrase, "…the careful, yet thorough tonguing of Steven Spielberg's genitalia."

Winger: Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure.

I'll add my voice to those arguing in favor of High Anxiety. Although maybe not as gut-busting as Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles, I thought it had a lot of great gags in it, and I find it gets even better with repeated viewings. I still have yet to sit through Spaceballs despite a few attempts, though; and…

I was always kind of ambivalent about Jay Leno, brushing him aside with an apathetic shrug (as does most of the world, I'd wager). But the last time he was on Fallon I thought he acted like such a bitter, smug prick, that now I find him pretty annoying.

Rob Van Dam?

I saw it over the weekend - good, not great. Basically it's as if they took bits and pieces of Apollo 13, Cast Away, All Is Lost, Moon, and Saving Private Ryan and mixed them all together - but then removed 90% of the emotional components. I think the actors did all they could with the script, though, and it did have…

With a special guest appearance by her perpetually expanding overbite.

I was upset about it myself for about 0.5 seconds, then remembered that it's just a fucking TV show that has done many, many stupider things than this.

Was thinking the exact same thing. His Doc Brown is sounding more and more like Jim Ignatowski every time he does one of these BTTF-related promos.

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Look at that face! Can you imagine that, the face of our next meme?

I remember some magazine (I think it was RS actually) digging about how the album cover saying "Scandal… with Patty Smyth!" made it sound like "…with Nutrasweet!"

Met David Patrick Kelly ("Warriors… come out and plaaaay!") back in the 80's. He really was pretty nuts.

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