YOU RUINED A FUNNY JOKE, YOU. GET OUT OF MY OFFIVE.

Maybe Col. Mustard heard wrong and it's actually Star Wars: The Ancient Flare

One of the funniest quotes I ever heard about William Hurt was in an old review of Lost In Space, where the reviewer (and I'm paraphrasing here - it was about 15 years ago) referred to the "odd, disgusted, perpetually pained look on his face throughout the movie, making him look as if he had just accidentally sat on a…

I guess I just always assumed that the "old man" didn't actually live in that bad neighborhood, it's just that after Chance leaves the house he wanders over to it. It kind of fits with his character that he would walk aimlessly into it without realizing he should steer clear and, after all, it's not unusual for good…

I was kind of surprised by that, too. So - when he cums, do you think his horn honks or his flower squirts?

From the makers of Bachelor Party, it's Communist Party

He called Mulgrew because he's looking for someone a bit more butch.

Something Else For Hank To Read While Sitting On The Can

Yikes. It's like driving into Uncanny Valley from the other direction.

So is he going to commit them all one at a time, just to prove they're not really deadly?

I like the outtake version of this line the best:

McCloud!

If it's the same Bonerz (uhhh huh huh), then yes he was a regular on "The Bob Newhart Show" (the 70's one) as Jerry the dentist.

Toy Story 7: Hitler Stepping On A Newborn Baby Chick While Sarah McLachlan Narrates "Love You Forever"

For years I felt bad for that kid because I figured he had some form of Progeria.

And that guy from that Twilight Zone episode "Stopover In A Quiet Town".

Dish Network has also filed a claim against Kevin Spacey's character from A Bug's Life, just in case it gets any ideas.

Elvis Presley, who was found in a pool of his own drug-laced vomit after falling off his shitter, will be honored today…

Basically it just seemed like she was offended by the film because she thought of it as sexist, and he was offended at her offense because that wasn't how he intended it; so she kept trying to avoid the issue, and he kept pressing her to talk about it, until finally it just became a well-mannered pissing match.

I'll bet he had one, but didn't want to sound like an ashhole.