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Cousin Olivier
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Dodgeball 2: Lance Armstrong's Other Ball

I really liked reading the book. It took me a while to get into her style of writing - not just the phrasing and relatively slow pace, but mostly the multi-page "footnotes" that pop up  - but once I decided to just accept those quirks rather than get irritated by them, I found they really added to the overall feel of

I love the show now, but it did take an episode or two before things got rolling for me.

Look at postings, Michael!

Oh, the tears aren't coming… the tears just aren't coming.

Nice to see a picture of the gang with Lilith actually smiling (and genuinely, it seems).

Yes, Nielsen is Dead And Loving It.

Her?

What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening?

No, you're thinking of his career.

Seeing that dancer's arm move at the end (just before the tear) is exceedingly creepy, though.

It's nice that the Apatow gang finally dropped the pretext that they were actors, and instead just acknowledged that people give them shitloads of money to play exaggerated versions of themselves.

It'll be released as a double-feature along with Les Cousins Dangereux 2: Encore plus dangereux

Exactly what I was thinking. I've seen racier things on Hallmark Channel.

It looks like someone photoshopped Conan O'Brien's hair onto him.

Hey, there's always Brian Doyle-Murray.

Wasn't Kit Harrington in "Chubby Rain"?

Plinian eruptions are R-rated material - too much gagging and choking on burning ash and getting burned alive. Plus it's too fast. If you really want the PG-13, you've got to change it to slow-moving lava, which allows for a 3-hour movie with lots of heartwarming moments like the little kid running to save his pet CGI

I hope there's a giant steel door floating on the lava for Emily Browning to stay safely on, while her lover Kit Harrington hangs off the side (well the smoking stumps of his hands, anyway) while "My Heart Will Go On" swells in the background.

I have no idea why I always had such fond memories of this 70's Disney movie - every time I get nostalgic for it and happen to catch it on TV, it pretty much sucks. Mickey Rooney, Helen Reddy, Red Buttons, Shelley Winters, Jeff Conaway, and the guy who burns Caretaker to death in The Longest Yard - I mean, with