I really wanted to like the blurry dick joke, but I don't get why you need to see your penis clearly to jerk off.

Not true.  The depth record for no limits apnea right now is 214m.  I don't even know what SCUBA guys go to.  The pressure at 214m is about 315 psi.  His lungs did not collapse.
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Do you wanna go see a movie then?

What is hard to buy is that it somehow surprised HER.  She is an agent, she knew all about Walter and his team (the "first Fringe team"), surely she'd seen pictures, surely she knew her parents were on that team.  And if she didn't know all that, it would be stupid for Peter to conclude with certainty that someone who…

I guess they don't have broomsticks in the future.

I realize this show is not exactly CSI*, but it bothers me still that we are supposed to believe you can fake your death with an empty car.  I wanted so bad to predict the death being a hoax at first, but I couldn't get over the fact that they showed all his family getting the call, and they showed info about it on…

So Limehouse gave to money to Quarles before Quarles gave it to Napier?  I don't remember that, though I do remember Limehouse saying he wanted to back the winning horse.  If that's the case though, and Limehouse gave up his own money of his own will, how does Quarles owe him anything?

Somebody help me out.  Limehouse told Quarles that he would be free of his debt if he killed Boyd.  What exactly is Quarles' debt to Limehouse?

I am having a hard time remembering all the characters, family relationships and locations.  Can someone recommend a wiki / Cliff's notes type site that can refresh my memory on the key concepts, while staying with the FOR NEWBIES theme?  Thanks.

Every person I know in real life, including my wife, hates Justified.  Fuck real life people.  I catch my wife sneaking a peak at the screen when I am watching and she chuckles at a clever line from Rayland or Boyd, but she has some prejudice against southern accents I think.

"We’ll be safely cornered in this glass room with one door."

LOL, I heard it at first as "there be cranes."  Haha.
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Ha, I pictured that as well.  I asked out loud, "why do they keep kicking him?"  Kind of stupid.

Ok, so obviously there have been many comments about Ricky from Trailer Park Boys being featured, but I don't think anybody pointed out something which I thought was incredible.  At the beginning, when he was screaming "Extraordinary Rendition" (to mean extradition)… that was clearly a RICKYISM.  Doesn't get much…

Motherfuck.  Usually when people say they spit coffee all over their monitors I figure it is hyperbole.  But I just exploded saliva all over mine from the word Bustified.  Yeah, salive is not as cool as coffee, but I'm not hyperboleee-ing, and I think it might be the first this has ever happened to me.

And if we are being that way, then FYI it is hall-a-pain-yo.  The vowels are pronounced different, bitches.

I know how to speak Spanish.  Neither Ricky nor Bubbles do.  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yeah, same reaction here.  Oh, and it is pronounced hall-a-peeeeeno.

Why in the hell did the van stop?

Ok, if previous we had blue and red universes, and we are calling our side amber now… what is the other side called now?  Or is it all amber with two copies of most people?