I HAVE FOUR KIDNEYS?

THE WAY THEY TALK ABOUT THEO, I'M DISAPPOINTED THAT APPARENTLY WE ALREADY SAW HIM. I'M EXPECTING KEYSER SOZE LEVELS OF BADASSNESS.

Limehouse is… not.

YEAH BUDDY, IN SEASON ONE.

IT MAKES SENSE SINCE HE CHANNELS PATRICK BATEMAN IN HIS STANDUP.

Moore’s former role of “Louise” now belongs to Kristen Schaal,

THE FIRST MOVIE WAS FUCKING GREAT ALL AROUND

FRIDAY I SAT MY ASS DOWN AND PLAYED VANQUISH ON PS3. GOT IT THROUGH PSN+ AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT IS ONE FUCKING SERVICE. 50$ FOR A YEAR AND FREE FUCKING GAMES OUT OF YOUR ASS. VANQUISH WAS DOPE THOUGH. BEAT IT IN ONE SITTING, PERFECT LENGTH. MIKAMI AND CREW KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING GAME AND THIS SHIT ISN'T AN…

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY HOW FIRST THE IDEA ENTERED MY BRAIN; BUT ONCE CONCEIVED, IT HAUNTED ME DAY AND NIGHT. OBJECT THERE WAS NONE. PASSION THERE WAS NONE. I LOVED THE FUCKER. HE HAD NEVER WRONGED ME. HE HAD NEVER GIVEN ME INSULT. FOR HIS GOLD I HAD NO DESIRE. I THINK IT WAS HIS FACE! YES, IT WAS THIS! HE HAD THE…

WHEN THE BEAT SLOWS DOWN AND GOES INTO THAT SAMPLE, HOLY SHIT, FIRST TIME I WAS MIXED BETWEEN SAYING, "WTF" AND "THIS IS WHAT GOD MUST LISTEN TO WHEN  HE'S FEELING EXTRA FUCKING GOOD" SHIT IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT ALL OF SPEAKERBOXXX IS. FUCK IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH LOVE BELOW, GET IN FUCKING LINE, BUT NO ONE CAN SIT HERE…

HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO RON SWANSON'S FACE?

I LIKE PAPER TIGER, BUT HONESTLY, THAT'S ABOUT IT. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE THOUGH.

I LIKE PAPER TIGER, BUT HONESTLY, THAT'S ABOUT IT. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE THOUGH.

HER LEFT EYE IS LAZY, NICOTINE AND GRAVY

SEE THAT'S AN ELEMENT WHERE I REREAD IT AND I ALMOST COMPLETELY GLOSSED OVER IT. IF I HAD TO TAKE A GUESS, MEYER IS BASED ON ARNOLD ROTHSTEIN NO DOUBT

REREAD GATSBY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A COUPLE OF YEARS. IT SEEMS A BIT MORE SLIGHT THAN I REMEMBER IT. THAT'S NOT A BAD THING PER SE BUT A LOT OF THE THINGS I REMEMBER HAVING TO OBSESS OVER WHEN I READ IT FOR SCHOOL DIDN'T JUMP OUT AT ME LIKE THEY DID WHEN I FIRST READ IT.

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MINUS THEM ACTUALLY GETTING THE GIRL

DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YOU

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