I OFTEN FEEL AT TIMES THAT THE FLEETING MEMORY OF MY YOUTH IS JUST A DREAM THAT CONTINUES TO BECOME HAZIER AS DAYS MOVE ON. THE ONLY TIME I CAN RECALL IT IS WHEN I DIVORCE MYSELF FROM THE PRESENT, FROM THE NOW, FROM REALITY. WAS IT ALL AS GOOD AS I REMEMBER, OR AM I MERELY TRYING TO ESCAPE REALITY FOR A BRIEF MOMENT.…

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S
CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES
ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO
EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO
BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE.…

THIS FUCKING EPISODE RIGHT HERE SHOULD BE INDUCTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME OF OWNAGE. THIS FUCKING GREY ROBOT COMES BACK ALL FUCKING JACKED UP ON OWNAGE AND HAS TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING DC ROSTER BEFORE HE CAN UNLEASH HIS MAMMOTH HARD ON ON LEX LUTHOR. THE FIRST LITTLE TIDBIT THAT LETS YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO…

NAH. THE PURE FUCKING OWNAGE OF BLOODSPORT IS ENOUGH TO PUT HAIRS ON THE NASCENT NUTSACK OF A 5 YEAR OLD. TIMECOP IS ALRIGHT FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES BEFORE ITS WACKNESS REVEALS ITSELF. IF IM RANKING:

BISHOP'S EARLY WORK ABOUT HER VARIOUS TRIFLES IN NEW YORK WERE INTERESTING TO ME SPECIFICALLY, THE MAN-MOTH AND LOVE LIES SLEEPING. IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO EXACTLY HAS THE BEST PENCHANT FOR DETAILING CITY LANDSCAPES IN A WAY THAT IT MAKES THE READER FEEL LIKE THEY'RE THERE WITH THE WRITER AS IF THEY'RE ON A…

ELIZABETH BISHOP'S AND DYLAN THOMAS' COMPLETE WORKS. PAPERBACK. 

blow Book 1 out of the water

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GOOD CHUMS, LET US LOWER OUR SWORDS AND LET US PART WITH MALICE. WE ARE ALL LEVEL HEADED INDIVIDUALS AND THERE WAS NO NEED TO FLAG MR.ANOTHER. IF HIS HARMLESS POSTS DISPLEASE YOU JUST IGNORE HIM AND THAT WILL DO MORE THAN ANY INSULT. I KNOW A LOT OF YOU FEEL BETRAYED BY MR. ANOTHER FOR IMPERSONATING MR. MONSTER BUT I…

WHEN ARE YOU FUCKERS GONNA STOP STALLING AND REVIEW THE NEW ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER ALBUM. IT IS DELIGHTFUL AND IMMACULATELY PRODUCED.

REPLACE "RED HERRINGS" WITH "CUM SHOTS" AND YOU GOT GIRLS

YOU MIGHT AS WELL START CALLING ROY HIBBERT ORION BECAUSE THIS FUCKER IS A NEW GOD.

YOU MEAN TESTICULAR TORSION?

THIS NEWS IS TRULY JOYOUS

NAH I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT. I DON'T RECALL THE LUCY PUNCH CHARACTER BEING CRAZY JUST SLIGHTLY OFF BECAUSE SHE'S QUIRKY OR SOME SHIT BUT DIAZ GETS HER FIRED BECAUSE SHE HAS INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST HER. PUNCH'S CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY A GOOD TEACHER BUT SHE ENDS UP BEING LET GO AND THAT'S A DOPE ENDING RIGHT THERE…

I URGE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TO SEE THIS FUCKING FILM. ITS PURE OWNAGE WRAPPED IN A TIGHTLY PLOTTED GORGEOUSLY SHOT 2 HOUR PACKAGE. LOOK AT THE FUCKING NAMES ON THIS THING. SEAN "GONNA DIE" BEAN ROBERT "I HAVENT FUCKED MY CAREER YET" DE NIRO JEAN "I'M GOING TO BE IN AN OMNIMUSHA GAME AND STILL BE PURE…

Latina version of Joan

BUENO, HEIL HITLER, PERRA! Y DÉJENME DECIRLES ALGO MÁS. NOS LANZÓ UNA MONEDA, ¿DE ACUERDO? TÚ Y YO. TÚ Y YO! COIN FLIP ES SAGRADO! SU TRABAJO ESTÁ ESPERANDO POR TI EN ESE SÓTANO, DE ACUERDO CON LA MONEDA!

AND THEY BROUGHT YOUNG CHILDREN TO HIM, THAT HE SHOULD TOUCH THEM: AND HIS DISCIPLES REBUKED THOSE THAT BROUGHT THEM. BUT WHEN JESUS SAW IT, HE WAS MUCH DISPLEASED, AND SAID UNTO THEM, SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO COME UNTO ME, AND FORBID THEM NOT: FOR OF SUCH IS THE KINGDOM OF GOD. VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, WHOSOEVER…

BRO I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE TO VEHEMENTLY DISAGREE. SHE'S A GREAT TALENT: THE DEPARTED, UP IN THE AIR, PROBABLY ANOTHER MOVIE TOO. AND I'D GLADLY EAT HER ALL DAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING