GET ON ZEP III. IT IS SERIOUSLY UNDERRATED AND HAS A FEW OF MY FAV ZEP SONGS.

I'D BE HAPPY WITH THEIR LABEL PUTTING UP THEIR FUCKING SONGS ON SPOTIFY

NAH SON NAH. REQUEST DENIED. BUT SHIT, JUST GO BACK IN TIME LIKE THREE YEARS AND KILL HER. YOU'RE MAKING THIS TIME TRAVEL THING WAY TOO COMPLICATED.

THEN MAYBE NOT USE WORDS AND TERMS LIKE "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" "BULLSHIT" AND "HACKS" ALSO SPEAKING ABOUT SOMETHING IN GENERALIZATIONS SHOWS A LACK OF RESPECT.

LISTEN BUDDY, YOU'RE FREE TO HAVE ALL THE MISINFORMED OPINIONS YOU WANT, BUT CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THEM? YOU SAY DANCE ROUTINE LIKE IT'S EASY. ITS INCREDIBLY HARD TO DO CHOREOGRAPHY AND KEEP IT CONSISTENT ON STAGE. IN FACT HER WHOLE STAGE PRESENCE IS PRETTY IMMACULATE. ALSO, WHILE I AGREE…

OLYPHANT IS COMPLETE OWNAGE. I'M SURPRISED PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE LFODH. STUPID FUCKING TITLE AND JUSTIN LONG ASIDE IT WAS PRETTY SOLID. AND NO, "PG-13" RATING IS NOT A VERY VALID CRITICISM BECAUSE END OF THE DAY THE FILM HAS A TON OF ACTION. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT THE OWNAGE IS NOW APPROVED FOR A YOUNGER AUDIENCE,…

FUN FACT: I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN BONES OR ACKNOWLEDGED ITS EXISTENCE. THE AV CLUB REVIEWING IT ISN'T VERY THRILLING, BUT AT LEAST I CAN CONFIRM THAT BONES ISN'T A FIGMENT OF IMAGINATION.

FUCK IF I KNOW IF THAT'S A CHICK OR SOME DUDE TRYING TO MAKE JUSTIN BEIBER LOOK LIKE JASON STATHAM 

WELL, YOU WOULD STILL HAVE TO AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE BOB KANE WAS A CRITICAL COMPONENT TO THE CREATION OF THE DARK KNIGHT

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MCFARLAND IS THINKING WITH THAT B GRADE UNLESS IT STANDS FOR BITCH

WELL THAT AND JUST COMPLETELY IGNORING THE WORKS OF NON-AMERICAN AUTHORS.

I apologize for the harshness of my tone, but it really irks me when
television writers are given accolades comparing them to elite fiction
writers, when the complexity and intricacy of the prose works simply
dwarfs the television programming. Simply put—at least as far as I saw
it—an established writer could never…

I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND THIS BRO. I LIKE HOW YOU'RE SAYING "DOESN'T CARE" LIKE GENETICS JUST DON'T MATTER OR EXIST, OR THAT ANY GIRL CAN WILL HER WAY TO A CERTAIN LOOK BY "CARING". 

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus YOU KNOW I AGREE WITH SOME OF YOUR POINTS, BUT HOLY CRAP MAN GET OFF THE "LENA DUNHAM LOOKS SO HIDEOUS" "CRITICISM" AS IF IT'S VALID. YOU KNOW WHAT LENA DUNHAM LOOKS LIKE? AN ACTUAL WOMAN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THAT'S FINE, BUT YOU GOTTA STOP THIS WHOLE THING WHERE YOU…

KNOW THAT SHIT'S RHETORICAL, BUT LET ME ADD IN THE VERSION FROM THE ALAN MOORE "WHATEVER HAPPENED" STORY

I AM GOOD AT THREE THINGS: FIGHTING, SCREWING, AND READING THE NEWS. I'VE ALREADY DONE ONE OF THOSE TODAY, SO WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE GOING TO BE?

FUCKING "HELICOPTER". THAT SONGS THE SHIT. SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MELODY AND SUCH GUT WRENCHING LYRICS BUT THERE ISNT A TRACK ON THE ALBUM THAT DOESNT MAKE MY HEART FLUTTER.

PROUD OF YOU FOR GETTING IN ON THAT AV CLUM MEME BRO.

I'M CURIOUS WHY YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE CORRECTIONS. I HAVEN'T READ IT MYSELF, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU HIS OTHER BOOK FREEDOM IS ACTUALLY PRETTY DAMN GREAT.

Your endless hyping of her has pretty much guaranteed I will never be able to appreciate her music.