Oh snap, I read that book before it came out. It's pretty funny but the author is kind of neurotic. I hopefully won't be using online dating but she does give some pretty decent advice on how to make an attractive profile.

Hey, I have a second date with an awesome person this weekend. I really hope they're not the same person or you like ~wacky hi-jinks~.

Does anybody have experience with clothing from Express? I bought a few shirts from there because I need short sleeved shirts and a coworker recommended them, saying her similarly sized boyfriend really likes them.

Fun fact: I have a pink iPod shuffle with "It's not easy being green" engraved on the back. I'm no longer sure if this was ever funny but it usually amuses me.

Kacey Musgraves! I don't know her.

Meta thread!

In the Dikachu household, "sit on my face" takes on a whole new meaning.

Ew.

What really cheeses me is that they'll arbitrarily switch who carries the mantle for several A-listers (Green Lantern, the Flash, the freaking Batman) but keeping one D-lister that fans love dead is just super important. This is part of the reason I don't buy DC.

Buddy Cops just makes me wish that DC had done a Blue and Gold series when they rebooted the universe because Booster Gold is probably my favorite superhero and there's no good excuse for keeping Ted Kord dead.

Ah yes, the elusive human skull 8-ball. The sealing wax came undone around the base of mine and all the trapped souls escaped, leaving a single fortune in their wake.

I'm certain they're just biding the time until a live action Space Hulk tv show is created.

That wasn't an arthouse.

I regularly suggest this strategy to my friends when we go to see movies. The lucrative nature of this scheme is sadly diminished by the fact that we can all legally see these movies and purchase alcohol to make them better.

Just for that, you've earned a negative 12 dollar bill. Nyyyah!

Not only is this movie on Amazon Instant, it has a nearly flawless review score, mostly from people who work with special needs children or grade movies based on the amount of profanity within. Is anybody else not surprised?

I'm a-moving ta Kentucky!

Pffft, Chicago could really use some Happy Endings.

Dang.

And they were so close to making a good song too!