This is the first column I couldn't finish. Apparently animal cruelty is my limit, who knew?

Brock Samson, no contest.

Splash. Or whatever Splash is for good tv… which I guess isn't Splash.

"Good grief, the comedian's a bear!"
"No he's-a not, he's-a wearing striped pajamas! Wakka Wakka!"

I have no interest in watching it but I've heard the licensed board game is really good.

Don't get behind all those horses Mr. Hands.

Shouldn't have killed all those horses.

This is when everyone will start watching it. That's how it is.

I'm going to assume right before the first round but I know nothing about this.

Double-Hawk did.

The first thirty seconds of Step seem like a parody - let's just name a bunch of cities and remind people that we lived through the eighties but not in a formative manner. I like the rest of it though.

There's no more appropriate place to plug the Unofficial Official AV Club March Madness tournament taking place here:

Password is avclub2013 .

Everybody gets a free 1982 Subaru Brat.

Damnit O'Neal, you're a loose snarker, but I can't deny that you get the gist.

Mmhm.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!

One time a goose clapped.

I want to say he is because of the similar vibe but there's no official source that credits him. Apparently the Brothers Chaps are working on an animated show for Disney Channel though, so that's something.

Matt Chapman provided the voice of Mermando. He might be more known for voicing Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson aka Strong Bad.

Weren't you also mentioned in the article where people nominated episodes of TV Shows to be covered in Classics Roundtable? I only remember this because I suggested Clone High and if I recall correctly, your episode was the Snail Races one from Spongebob.