The Sheinhardt Wig Company is just burning money these days.

Andy and Ollie will never not be hilarious.

Don't Schmosby on the date!

The Loving Embrace of Big John Drainos but only if it's a rom-com heist.

I saw They Might Be Giants. They put on a great show with music spanning every era and they played Fingertips.

If you think this is bad, you should read Nice Pete's bible fanfiction.

Geez, that story was great. He even threw in a talking robot for the kids!

"Thanks beautiful woman! But I couldn't have done it without my sidekick - FootBot!"

The median age is actually I-75.

It's not like our muggle money even works for them so why do they need these jobs?

Wouldn't it be funny if they learned how five devices worked right now?

A Jewish guy named Skylar? Was it a choice between that and Christian?

He didn't intentionally bring them to the restaurant, they were just still there from last time. I think he might have had a juice-box as well.

Ah, goddamn it. I like to read the first paragraph of these reviews right before I watch the episode to kind of set the scene. Guess I should have expected spoilers.

Pfft, ever since Dan Harmon left, I've been calling it smell-o-vision. Take that, smell-o-vision.

Todd is Todd.

If you're hungry just eat a sandwich, you big dummy!

Hear, hear! Now quick, fetch the grapes!

I am happy with this news but scared of Disqus.

John Goodman as The Thing, Steve Buscemi as Mr. Fantastic and Jeff Bridges as The Human Burnout.