I watched half of 40 Year Old Virgin and didn't really like it. The pacing seemed a little weird and it just didn't make me laugh or interest me.

"Mom packed us tampons for lunch!"

Hannah! How dare you have a cocaine addiction at Marnie's creepy date!

WAD VANDERTURF NEEDS RESTRAINT

They should pick up Ben and Kate. Because why not?

This is why I only write erotic friendfiction.

What, no mention of Dragon Ball: Crapolution? 

Enjoying things is for fools.

I'm just going to pretend that B23 and Ben and Kate weren't cancelled and nobody can stop me!

So Kenneth's going to run NBC into the ground, right?

I've read V, Gravity's Rainbow, Inherent Vice and The Crying of Lot 49. I don't have anything to add, I just like letting people know this.

What's the gimmick?

KANEDA!

It's not just that the room moves, but relative scaling based on visual perception would help to enhance the illusion. I'm sure that there'd have to be a whole lot of optical trickery to handle the fact that two people can be in a holosuite and be in non-contiguous spaces. Or, you know, magic.

I love when Bashir and O'Brien are about to smash their glasses. Wish there was a full episode of them getting up to holosuite hi-jinx.

Whipped Cream and Other Delights.

You've got protection unfortunately. They call themselves the… teenage FBI?

You've got protection unfortunately. They call themselves the… teenage FBI?

I've never pictured you as a relaxed asshole.

Under the Bushes, Under the Stars.