Kevin Hart no less. (I see imdb as of right now still lists Ansari's appearance in this movie as 'rumored'.)

Blackmails a minor royal.

They're only dangerous when cornered. Or startled. Also they are unpredictable during mating season.

I want to give a shout-out to long-running Canadian TV series The Beachcombers for being the first TV show or movie to teach me that there's such a thing as an emergency tracheotemy. I think it might have aired earlier than that episode of M*A*S*H, too. I know I saw both.

They both agreed with the invasion of Iraq.

On my AVC homepage at the moment, this photo weirdly echoes the Olympus Has Fallen photo.

The original taught my nine-year-old self that sometimes movies just aren't very good. It was a cruel lesson, but one that I needed to learn.

Yes! Spot on! "My library was dukedom enough."

Richard Burton.

Gentlemen, to evil!

And finally, murder thwarted. At least one customer gets to leave with an uncut throat. A ray of sunshine!

Yep, this is the most beautiful sequence in the musical. And punctuated by… constant murder!

Resumé
BY DOROTHY PARKERThis poem is not available outside the United States due to rights issues.Dang. But then I found the text on a website hosted by Dalhousie University. Hope I didn't just get them in trouble.

Jabberwocky? You brought 'er, you jab 'er wocky.

bankrubbed

What? Really? This backstory is complex!

No, she was Dalia's nanny. He poached her from Dallas within the past year.

@Dikachu:disqus and @Scrawler2:disqus : He pushed it into unforgivable-person-territory by gloating about it to Jon Lovitz, though. http://minx.cc/?post=233936  (although, reading between the lines, I kinda see how there might have been some drunken self-loathing going on there.)

See how Canada's not on that list? Yep, he's not setting foot in our entire country. Because of the seal hunt.

As someone who has done captioning - it all depends on what they let us get away with. Some captioner took it upon themselves to put that in, then it got QC'd and approved and tadaa. Also, we tend to put more creative effort into shows that we like.