They're hiding all the stuff about this film that is appealing. It's so frustrating not being able to tell people what all's stuffed into this film. NOT-REALLY-A-SPOILER: There's more stuff in it than a cabin in the woods. END NOT-REALLY-A-SPOILER.

I think it was the country club they're always hanging out at. But that would make the outfit even less likely.

I can find domestic arguments and dudes who insist they have no idea how that crack pipe got there right outside my front door, but where am I going to find digitally distorted nudity on my street? I cry foul.

I call her 'Faux' and just say it's because she dyes her hair.

Except in this photo, where makeup and lighting conspire to go horribly horribly wrong. But yes, she's nice looking in all the other photos. http://www.imdb.com/media/r…

They seem to be heavily implying that someone on the team dies.

It touched me with its extruded stomach!

I admit I was fooled by that, because, y'know, they did release Armageddon.

Dick meets dick. Dicksplosion!

And I don't get his indignation about people talking about this. You released the voicemail tape, I assume, Mr. Harmon? Hmm?

A Short Comment About Love:
This is one of the few shows where seeing the hands of two corpses touching can elicit an 'aww.'

This was a nice coat, yep. The one he usually wears always gives me pause, 'cause it looks a LOT like the one that I've had for a few years, (and maybe it is??) which is by Mexx - which I thought was a Canadian company, but no, I just looked it up and they're Dutch.

I just want two things from this movie: Someone better say "With all due respect, Mr. President…" and the phones at CTU still better have the 'boop boop de roop oop' ring tone. 

So this wasn't a show about Newfoundland?

I'm making a comment. Of the damned.

Flirtatious Chat and the Blueprints at the City Planning Office.

I was not surprised that having Quinn yelling at the shark, "I saw your cock!" didn't make it into the film.

Ah, but the music in that scene was movie-quality. Loved it.

@EvelKareebel hang on, didn't the person in question live in a universal health care country as well? I wonder if there's a special "you're paying for it if it's your own damn fault" clause.

I have a feeling someone who drank a bottle of rancid vinaigrette on a cheap bar bet AND worked on a Uwe Boll movie just may have a bit of a self-esteem issue.