On a scale from Snooki to Jennifer Egan, Lena is somewhere in the middle.

On a scale from Snooki to Jennifer Egan, Lena is somewhere in the middle.

She better pull a Louis and donate a bunch of this to charity to win some people over. Otherwise, she's gonna end up playing analingus with Bret Easton Ellis.

She better pull a Louis and donate a bunch of this to charity to win some people over. Otherwise, she's gonna end up playing analingus with Bret Easton Ellis.

I think you mean a Blitzen Trapper.

Somebody make me a rar of this and I'll send Bob Pollard 5 clams.

I thought the same thing, Murray. As someone who has worked in Almond orchards, I was like why the fuck is this dude romanticizing back-breaking slave labor?

'81 is a great song. Any comparable to it? I haven't heard the rest.

Fleet Foxes are pretty low on my tolerability index. Joanna Newsom is pretty high on my medieval fantasies wishlist.

Fell asleep during Ides of March last night. And I didn't even have to drink any alcohol! Thank you, Goslooney.

Jigga has jumped the gold-plated, moet-sipping, Basquiat-owning,Brooklyn-gentrifying shark

341 comments on Mark Wahlberg. LOOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO US SOPA AND PIPPA MIDDLETON.

If I'm flipping through channels and I see a commercial for this show my gag reflex kicks in.

Remember when he had beef with Eminem. LOL.

If only someone would think of the children and stop Mark Walhberg (from acting again).

Conan in the mid to late 90's was my favorite. Only stop on these other shows if there's shiny, sexy legs being shown.

I like his Kanye HAAAAAAAAAAAH impression. Get em, Mos, er, Yasiin.

Too much hype. Lips too big.

She's cute, even if her smile is toothy.

I don't think so.