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The Ghost of Ayn Rand
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Puppets or GTFO.

He specifically mentions the windows being up.

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Friday Buzzkill?

Kim Jong-Oil?

Can't be better than Just One Of The Guys. Unpossible.

Why? I can't believe he's as short as he really is. Now go taste those meaty leading man parts.

Least believable aspect of this show:
Turtle getting hot chicks, Vincent Chase: Charismatic Movie Star, Jeremy Piven's hairline, or Kevin Connolly's true height?

Did you know…
He was the first black President?

me.

electricity makes me insane!
Electricity killed my parents!

This shit just got real

That would not make me squeal.

Cobra Commander proper has no role in the film until the final ten minutes, but it is easy to tell which character becomes him as soon as he is on screen.

You should have worn Depends…
Or Oops I Crapped My Pants. Thats the only way to match the level of nerd-dom displayed at Comic-con.

Damn Dutch
Always ruining awesomeness.

He should
have punched the jackass in the face. By "he" I mean the heckler.