He penetrated it.

No thanks!

So, like, 200 times?

La Mi Mi Do Ti Ti Ti Ti-Do La Mi Mi Do Ti Ti Ti Ti-Do La, etc.

Don't worry, you also had terrible taste. But Bruce Willis' music? I can't even…

New kids on the block?

Winner.

Speaking of Sublime: which band(s) are you most embarrassed about liking in middle school?

Get out already! Jesus Christ!

Wuh-oh! Did lil' Jeffie Sessions perjure himself?

IT. CAN. BE. TWO. THINGS!!!!!!!!

The power to destroy a thing is power over a thing.

IT. CAN. BE. TWO. THINGS!!!!

…and I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair.
So if you want to talk the night through guess who will be there?

I noticed that the portly Caucasian gentleman only dunked on the lowered hoops.

Most popular flavor? Hot Sour Cream.

Most popular flavor? Smegma.

Is Blunch an Asian restaurant? Because that'd be another reason to hate it.

Yeah, rejection stings. Been there, buddy.

It's the presidential edition,
Of the song about pissin'