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That only makes the synergy stronger.

Sounds like academia.

They have the best taco bowls.

Well maybe it shouldn't be so moist and tender?

Penetrating questions… from this sentient cancer stick. We'll be back with more insight from this talking bundle of plant matter meant to be burned and inhaled after this…

Even when you have a cat. And it's a jerk. It's funny.

If they're baby animals, does that make it also pedophilia?

I just wanna get goosed.

"Gross, Marco, I'm not a poor."

GODIHOPEIGETIT! IHOPEIGETIT!

Don't forget idiots!

I don't know him.

Ah, sweet, cheddarwurst!

I'm not sure. I can tell you why he's NOT on the ship. He's NOT on the ship to provide comic relief.

Do as I say to women, not as I do to women.

Oofa, loofa, doofa-lee-doo,
I've got a proposition for you!
Oofa, loofa, doofa-lee-dee,
This job is yours if you go down on me!

*gristley

The grisly details: "I used my power and influence to sleep with hundreds of women."

Now say something to reassure me you're telling the truth.

He and his sister must have the same plastic surgeon. They look alike; neither looks human.