"preexisting ecology"

Oh, for Fox's sake!

Plus, it's okay if we're fat!!!!!

You should see me in airports. "Right this way to the red carpet, sir!"

World's doucheiest faux-bohemian?

I would also appreciate a blowjob to get me to work.

If you understand no math, is this not always true?

"It's like my grandmother always said: someone has to blow the cow."

CASTLEMANIA!

KOKO!!!!!!!! OMG SIGN SOMETHING!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure most Americans treat their bodies like they hate them.

Followed by an extra dozen wings towards heart failure.

RIP. And also: does anyone know why the snare drum was full of milk?

I don't…

I'll never know.

*posts tired list of cliches first encountered on Chappelle's Show*

I look like a golden retriever.

I had difficulty upvoting through my tears.

Still #1!
Suck it bitches!

I wish I were Sean O'Neal!