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Merk
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She writes, or rather, learns, catchy hooks. All the college boys at the gym sing along to her songs.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is next, isn't he.

Marry me Sean.

DONT EVER LEAVE US AGAIN!

I would get Fallout Boy and Missy Elliot.

Professional courtesy, man.

We hit it?

It was not the summer of '69.

I'm chewing my nails.

Yo mummy's ass so big, her crypt is loaded with sarcophaguys.

So… A toilet-paper bikini?

I GET IT!

Everything is "objectively terrible," man.

The AVClub?

Fuckin' rich people man…

*drools

Hey! I'm a ginger!

“I just know this way I can do whatever I want,” explains Refn as to why he turned down James Bond to do his own spy movie. “That outweighs any money anyone can give me.”
…….

My favorite part is when she pulls me down on top of her.

He's the man in the water-closet.