*inappropriately aggressive response*

racist.

BUT I WANT TO HEAR IT NEEEOWWW!

Write? Or "write?"

WORDPLAY

Yeah. Like I'm going to click on that link.

haha that looks terrible.

"As of late"

At the worst bar in the shithole town I grew up in they would play this song multiple times per night, and cut the sound for "midnight toker" so all the losers in the bar could sing it. It was terrible.

Real stoners would forget and oversleep.

Secret lovers.

Your dad's friend fucked pumpkins? Sounds cold. Did he par-boil them?

It would be pretty repetitive though:

Then taste the rainbow. Taste it.

REGULAR KFC causes gastrointestinal distress for me. I can't imagine this.

Only if it's homemade.

You're floundering.

"Raise my wife"

Emphasize the offbeat instead of the beat.

Okay, okay, I'll cover your fucking song. God.