Where the red fern grows… FUCK! The wound is still fresh 25ish years later.

Haha this page broke Disqus. Fuck you Disqus!

Oh god I am so old.

Did anyone quote the troll toll song yet?

She knows nutrition well.

Too far, dude.

Let's see: the pork belly is smoked with menthols?

Yes. My favorite part is his cleverness.

Yes. His acting has brought joy to millions of people for over thirty years.

Did anyone point out that it's not "going into shock"?

I guess it's easier to ignore them.

He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump,
What's on his head?
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump,
Is he inbred?

Hey, come on now, poor people can be assholes too.

TRUMP SAT ALONE ON A BENCH IN THE PARK

It's about $129 per month. In return, twice a month you get to wait in line for hours.

How many shows do they have?

This is my cheese-stick.

Sigh.

This is disappointing.

Oh yeah, Men in Black Men.