How would you like to gauge my balls?

LIAR

I don't think she's a good enough actress.

Holy shit. I'm coming over.

I celebrated the day by masturbating. Like I celebrate every day.

Fascinating! What other songs have been stuck in your head?

Gentle Herpes COLDSORE!

I feel like we've had this conversation before…

Centaur. He and Arod team up to fight crime.

Whey.

Dear Packers,

I can't change, my mold, no no, no, no, no no.

You know I'm not going to read all those lyrics, Sam.

FUCK YEAH CHICKEN WINGS BANGIN CHICKS FOOTBALL

*pulls back sheets*

The hat already looks like a dick!

Or, as they say on the news in Boston: "zhay swah Dick Poop."

Are you taking the piss?

Now overlay this question two dozen times.