Peter Porker: The Spectacular Spider-Ham.

I get that reference!

I stand corrected.

Indeed.

He's the guy in the biker jacket that says "Ehhhh" a lot, right?

I am too, apparently. Seems like there are billions of people who need to get of my lawn.

Give Pennywise a break. He's a millennia-old creature from another dimension.

It's like that whole "The Star Wars Prequels aren't as bad as you remember" fiasco all over again.

He's Karl Hungus?

Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

Synergy!

He's going to be reprising his role as Brand from The Goonies.

If it comes out at Xmas-time you could have it say, "Yule float, too".

Thick McRunfast

Exactly.

Drugs and depression. It says it right there in the article.

The reason is there are a ton on nerds on the internet.

Death Proof is more of an exploitation film than a horror comedy (which Planet Terror definitely is).

Or better yet, Harpo's the killer and body parts keep accidentally falling out of his jacket.

But they still count as representatives of the sub-genre. Quality has nothing to do with it.