How about Patrick Swayze? Or Don Swayze for that matter?

Hard Target was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater! My friend who to this day looks a lot older than he really is bought three tix for me and my other friend and we loved it. I've not seen Hard Target since but I'm sure it's still awesome.

One of the best features left on The AV Club.

I haven't read a word of this interview but I want to thank Lance for the many many characters he played over the years in some of my favorite movies.

Last question first. It's a secret show. Plenty of bands do them when they're on the road.

Is it…safe?

Like "woke"?

She (He?) gets it.

May the gods bless you and your progeny for this reference.

I disagree with most of his reviews (but agree with most of Iggy's).

I can take the heat.

I know…I'm scared too.

Bears
Beets
Battlestar Galactica

I give Alphonse Aloysius Dowd a lot of crap (see) but he's still a good writer.

Why do I always thing of song Holy Diver when I read the name of this movie?

And what's the deal with those Marvel movies? They don't follow the comics exactly at all! Nothing will become of them, surely!

It's a person who purposely goes into comment sections looking to get a negative reaction out of people.

It is.

Maybe I'll check it out one day but with Peaks still on the air for 10 eps, Who going into its finale, Game of Thrones on the horizon, Preacher and House of Cards (it's trash but I like it) I don't have enough time to check it out. Especially this late in the game.

Oh come now. I'm not a troll. Anyone who's spent any time in these comment sections knows that.