Ah, Mother's Day weekend. Or as I like to call it "Do All Your Weekend Drinking Friday Night Weekend".

The song "My Darling Clementine" exposed itself to its cook? I didn't know old timey songs needed to eat.

As long as it's as good (or close to as good) as Me Doing Standup, I'll be happy. Norm can light up a room through the sheer tyranny of will.

WEDDING PLAN!

I can take the heat.

Downvoted.

No.

Every frame of the Star Wars prequel is dense. This is not.

Jesus christ! Three Trump articles in a row on this pop culture website!

But does it tell me how I can date Natalie Dormer?

Downvoted.

Downvoted for being NSFW.

The best Morgana was EVA GREEN! in that short-lived Camelot show on Showtime (I think).

SHHH!

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

SPOILER: The power of Christ compels the demon/devil to leave the body of the girl.

Also, downvoted for upvoting your own comment.

I was thinking it was a Doctor Who spinoff where Rose Tyler joins Torchwood.

Sid Vicious was the worst bass player in rock history.