I KNEW I should've gone to that high school Halloween party dressed as a tampon

I don't do Franzia. Raspberry lemonade Crystal Light and vodka with 3 squirts of citrus-like liquid from a lemon-shaped container found in the produce section is classier and much less sad.

Hey mister man hey mister man hey!

Humanoid hemorrhoid rumored as The Noid; Avoid, says Dominos

Oh sorry! I was just doing a word thingy with KY jelly. I think you are very courageous.

Oh sorry! I was just doing a word thingy with KY jelly. I think you are very courageous.

If his next video features archery, I know who to blame.

This should've been titled Luby's Cafeteria.

…K. Why?

SHHHHHH DON'T RUIN IT WITH YOUR GOOD POINTS

The Keira Knightly version for me mostly because of the piano piece Dawn.

The booth babes are a lot different there.

No Romantic Comedy the movie starring Dudley Moore? Now I've seen everything minus Romantic Comedy.

My Best Friend's Wedding had a fun soundtrack.

B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets!

Write that on a poster and show up at NonUnionMexicanEquivalent's door uninvited if you really mean that.

Obligatory no Pretty Woman? Big mistake. Huge.

I hope he gets to ride a jet ski in outer space, with The Sound of Silence playing.

I LOVED La Femme Nikita. I'm pretty sure it was bad, though.

Tragic. You really have to choose when to raise up with care.