It will, because like vampires, there's no physical proof that they exist or ever have.

It will, because like vampires, there's no physical proof that they exist or ever have.

I'm still waiting to meet the perfect 25 year old nurse on these boards.  I know she's out there somewhere, hiding behind a tinyurl…

I'm still waiting to meet the perfect 25 year old nurse on these boards.  I know she's out there somewhere, hiding behind a tinyurl…

@avclub-4ffabf87500b89362ca0abc12daf720b:disqus Chee? Are you from Honolulu/Oahu?  If you are, you should join me, Dorian Mode, and Oh, the Possibilities for our very occasional AV Club meet ups.  If you're interested, I'll give you my twitter and we can coordinate there.

@avclub-4ffabf87500b89362ca0abc12daf720b:disqus Chee? Are you from Honolulu/Oahu?  If you are, you should join me, Dorian Mode, and Oh, the Possibilities for our very occasional AV Club meet ups.  If you're interested, I'll give you my twitter and we can coordinate there.

I don't know that I read @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus's comment as an apology so much as a clarification.

I don't know that I read @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus's comment as an apology so much as a clarification.

If you think what he did to liberals was tough, just wait till you hear what he did to Nicaraguans! 

If you think what he did to liberals was tough, just wait till you hear what he did to Nicaraguans! 

For what his policies towards Latin America alone accomplished, Ronald Regan's presidency should be remembered as one of the greatest affronts to sovereign peoples' rights since we ended open combat with Native Americans.

For what his policies towards Latin America alone accomplished, Ronald Regan's presidency should be remembered as one of the greatest affronts to sovereign peoples' rights since we ended open combat with Native Americans.

He's going to need to tone down the intensity of his eyes from "white hot magma jaguar" to "grandpa who can't remember what this family party is celebrating."

He's going to need to tone down the intensity of his eyes from "white hot magma jaguar" to "grandpa who can't remember what this family party is celebrating."

I'm practically cheering that someone finally, finally got that reference.

I'm practically cheering that someone finally, finally got that reference.

Mean Girls era Lindsey was funny, post Mean Girls era drugged up Lindsey was just sad, but then they took that picture of her sleeping in a hoodie and it was funny again, but then she started getting nude like Marylin and replacing her skin with sandpaper which was pretty sad (and kind of desperate), so I think that…

Mean Girls era Lindsey was funny, post Mean Girls era drugged up Lindsey was just sad, but then they took that picture of her sleeping in a hoodie and it was funny again, but then she started getting nude like Marylin and replacing her skin with sandpaper which was pretty sad (and kind of desperate), so I think that…

No, that's Buffalo Bill.

No, that's Buffalo Bill.