It's incredible that her record seems to be made of Teflon while her reputation is more like the Le Brea tar pits.

It's incredible that her record seems to be made of Teflon while her reputation is more like the Le Brea tar pits.

I think they'd be horrified at the resale value.

I think they'd be horrified at the resale value.

Her life is like watching that scene in Interview With A Vampire where Tom Cruise gets his throat slit, but in slow motion.

Her life is like watching that scene in Interview With A Vampire where Tom Cruise gets his throat slit, but in slow motion.

Whoa, Lar! There's a line, and you just crossed it! You gotta know when to say when, pal.  Ya blew it.

Whoa, Lar! There's a line, and you just crossed it! You gotta know when to say when, pal.  Ya blew it.

I don't know that I'd agree dream pop is the next big thing, I more feel like there's been a regular circuit of bands who have been playing music that can be described as dream pop since about 2008/2009, but it seems like it's already getting kind of dated before it broke through (with the exception of Beach House).

I don't know that I'd agree dream pop is the next big thing, I more feel like there's been a regular circuit of bands who have been playing music that can be described as dream pop since about 2008/2009, but it seems like it's already getting kind of dated before it broke through (with the exception of Beach House).

Just because Katy Perry disregards spelling doesn't mean I have to.

Just because Katy Perry disregards spelling doesn't mean I have to.

Yeah, California Girls and Sexy and I Know It were practically funeral dirges.

Yeah, California Girls and Sexy and I Know It were practically funeral dirges.

Dammit, you were faster than my edit!  Also, angel vs angle isn't something I could remember at 16, I apparently don't at 24, and I probably won't when I die at 32 in a bizarre gardening accident, so I move we just make the two interchangable and rely on context from here on out.

Dammit, you were faster than my edit!  Also, angel vs angle isn't something I could remember at 16, I apparently don't at 24, and I probably won't when I die at 32 in a bizarre gardening accident, so I move we just make the two interchangable and rely on context from here on out.

I'm out of here because all these puns make me feel so bad at wordplay I'm basically green. Bean nice posting with ya.

I'm out of here because all these puns make me feel so bad at wordplay I'm basically green. Bean nice posting with ya.

I always suspected that Joey was a plot by the 4th Reich to break American hearts and minds.

I always suspected that Joey was a plot by the 4th Reich to break American hearts and minds.